What statisticians do, and how

I don’t feel like that

We are all victims of statistics.

Linton C Freeman, Elementary Applied Statistics (p. 1)

An interview with Brad Efron

Fisher’s argument applied to cell phones

The pie chart of mystery

How to understand God

To understand God’s thoughts we must study statistics, for these are the measure of His purpose

Florence Nightingale

Can you get a perfect survey?

A perfect survey is a myth.

W. Edwards Deming

Sampling is common

Everybody’s taken samples. When you taste a bowl of soup, you take a sample, but if you don’t stir it up, it won’t be a representative sample, and if you’re the chef, this could yield undesirable results.

Unknown

Definition of Bayesian

A Bayesian is one who, vaguely expecting a horse, and catching a glimpse of a donkey, strongly believes he has seen a mule

Karl Pearson

What happens to the non significant results